SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed. One's wife. Less often, any woman.

FOD - Fist Of Death. What may be deployed by SWMBO.

MTP - Moose Turd Pie. If you whine about something in Tiki, you get to be in charge of it. This comes from an old cowboy tradition via Utah Phillips. If a cowboy complains about the grub, he gets to be the cook. As the story goes, the cook made an excellent meal along with a very nice looking pie with moose turd filling. After enjoying his dinner a cowboy set down to dessert with great relish. When he bit into the pie, he exclaimed "Why, this is MOOSE TURD PIE!" Then realizing he'd just volunteered to be the cook, he quickly added, "It's good though."

MTP: Could also mean Muy Tu Problema or "Very Your Problem"!! Which I suppose is pretty much the same.

IGT - It's Good Though. See MTP

Rye - Rye whisky

Red-eye - See Rye

IDDW - I Don't Do Windows. Usually equivalent to "I only use Linux."

Pork Jockeys - Those who want to radically rewrite Tiki. Refers to "When Pigs Fly"

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