History: Glossary

SWMBO - She Who Must Be Obeyed. One's wife.

FOD - Fist Of Death. What may be deployed by SWMBO.

MTP - Moose Turd Pie. If you whine about something in Tiki, you get to be in charge of it. This comes from an old cowboy tradition via Utah Phillips. If a cowboy complains about the grub, he gets to be the cook. As the story goes, the cook made an excellent meal along with a very nice looking pie with moose turd filling. After enjoying his dinner a cowboy set down to dessert with great relish. When he bit into the pie, he exclaimed "Why, this is MOOSE TURD PIE!" Then realizing he'd just volunteered to be the cook, he quickly added, "It's good though."

IGT - It's Good Though. See MTP

Rye - Rye whisky

Red-eye - See Rye